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You read 593 words per minute.

That makes you 137% faster than the national average.

nailed it

You read 141 words per minute.

That makes you 44% slower than the national average.

:’) haha

haahaha

ahhah.. 

You read 798 words per minute.
That makes you 219% faster than the national average.

…Really?

Awww, I’m slower than Eterna. 770 words per minute, 208% faster than the national average.

You read 293 words per minute.

That makes you 17% faster than the national average.

Eh.

You read 878 words per minute.
That makes you 251% faster than the national average.

^ what.

I got 83% better. I skim read naturally and still got all questions right haha. All those years of being anti-social.

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excuse me just need a few minutes alone with the patient.

Haha. Well, it’s gonna hurt.

well, come off anon!! ;)

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Yeah, I fucking love my bf.

uh, yes?